Top 10 Fictional Schools

Green Onion Blog Original: Posted January 31, 2017

The Green Onion Revival Project continues its journey in finding blogging success once again. This Top 10 list was a classic collection with good intentions. It is a good time to flashback at fictional schools as we now have our two grades schoolers studying from home due to Covid.
Enjoy this flashback to the Top 10 Fictional Schools.

Last week my strong, wise, beautiful, partner Jenn received an invitation to work on her Masters in Nursing. This is huge news for her, our family, and our future, I am so proud of her.  In celebration of the big news and her heading back to school, today will be a special top ten.  We are talking about fictional schools and all the wonderful places we would love to study.  Jenn even assisted me in compiling todays list with some of her favourites.  

Update: Since this post Jenn has fast tracked through her Masters and is currently pursuing her PhD.

Without further delay…

10. Bayside High

We talked about many classic high schools from Sweet Valley, Riverdale, or even Breaker High, all very cool places.  We agreed many of these schools would have too much drama, so we picked our one favourite.  We chose a place where the biggest drama was finding a roach in the bathroom, or your friend taking too many caffeine pills, Bayside High from Saved by the Bell.  You have the brightly coloured hallways, the humorous faculty, and of course The Max, the coolest diner hangout for any teenager.  At Bayside even a geek like Screech is accepted into the ‘popular’ group.

9. Unseen University

The fictional University of Discworld offers some of the greatest on-site facilities in all of fiction.  What put the Unseen University on this list is the library which offers every book ever fathomed, from past, future, or even from alternate realities.  I don’t think I would ever leave.

8. Walkerville Elementary

Where the heck is Walkerville Elementary, you ask?  Walkerville is where Ms. Felicity Frizzle teaches her students with amazing daily fieldtrips on the Magic School Bus.  Honestly, who didn’t want to be in Ms. Frizzle’s class? Going to space, inside a human body, a frictionless planet; flying, shrinking, drama, excitement, the Magic School Bus had it all.

7. Battle School

The orbital space station school from Ender’s Game has a tough, militaristic curriculum, but darn, it would be rad.  The simulation games are one thing, the ultimate attraction is the zero gravity battle rooms.  Playing ‘the game’ with your battle army would be one of the greatest extra curricular sports in all of fiction.

6. Jedi Academy

Recently I reviewed the mid-grade book Jedi Academy by Jeffrey Brown.  Even as a grown man I wished I could attend Jedi Academy.  Learning how to use the force, build a lightsabre, becoming a full blown Jedi Knight!  Plus, any school where Yoda is the head master is a win in my books.

5. South Harmon Institute of Technology

The 2006 film Accepted was about a bunch of misfit kids creating a school in which they could do whatever they wanted.  South Harmon Institute of Technology, or S.H.I.T., had a curriculum of personal study on whatever you wanted to learn about.  Culinary studies, rocking out, skate boarding, partying, meditation, literally any thing you felt like.  How does that prepare you for a career?  Who cares, it is the ultimate party college.

4. OASIS School

The interactive, online school of Ready Player One works like a regular high school, but you are inside the OASIS.  The greatest place to be in fiction, because it collects all of the greatest elements from everything else.  What makes the OASIS school pretty special is even an orphaned, homeless child like Wade was able to complete his schooling, and you get a free OASIS console out of the deal.

3. Hogwarts

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t come for my head yet, we’re not done the list, calm down.  Hogwarts, I agree is a pretty special place where you can learn magic and play the sweet game of Quidditch.  I am not a fan of the exclusivity of Hogwarts.  It seems you cannot earn your way here through hard work and good grades, or even because you are special.  You need to be a part of a bloodline and they like you even more if your parents are alumni and investors.  I don’t need your pretentious school, there are many other schools to learn my magic at, thank you.

2. The University

Ah, the magic school of The Kingkiller Chronicles.  Now this is a school that no matter your background you can earn your way in through hard work and studying.  Not only will they teach you how to use magic but you can build magical artifacts, learn ancient secrets, and then there is the Archives, the second coolest library on this list.  Basically, the University is like Hogwarts but better.

1. Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

Do you shoot lasers out of your face?  Do you have claws growing out of your hands?  Are you an ugly blue monster?  Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters offers you the chance to harness those abilities, plus a grade ‘A’ education.  If you work hard at Xavier’s you will even have the opportunity to train in the Danger Room, a step in you becoming a full blown super hero!  Best school ever, super hero school!

19 Comments Add yours

  1. Geronimo Reads says:

    BAYSIDE!! WALKERVILLE!! I would have loved to be at Bayside just so I could annoy Mr. Belding on daily basis haha. I just finished binge watching all of the X-Men movies and I totally agree with you on wanting to go there. It is seriously one of the coolest fictional schools.

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    1. Green Onion says:

      Bayside would be awesome for The Max alone. Pranking Mr. Belding is an added bonus.

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  2. Xavier’s School for the Gifted FTW!

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  3. First, CONGRATULATIONS JENN!!! What exciting news!!! My thoughts and prayers will be with you (well, all of you actually!) as you embark on this new journey. Yay!!

    Second, I can’t even tell you how happy I am that you mentioned South Harmon Institute of Technology. I mean, c’mon, ‘Accepted’ was a totally underrated movie! Was it a classic? Nah. But it was a whole lot of fun. And now, having read this, I can take my official total for people who have seen this movie up to three (myself, my brother, Green Onion) and probably even four (as Jenn may’ve seen it too). Either way, it’s exciting!

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    1. Green Onion says:

      Thanks, she is super excited. She wasnt expecting this for a long time so it means that much more. As for Accepted, that movie was great. It was like the last ‘camp’ movie from our generation. They just dont make those fun little films anymore.

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      1. It was the last camp movie for our generation! You captured it perfectly. And they certainly don’t make movies like that anymore. Although I’d be first in line if there was a revival of sorts!

        It’s even more incredible for Jenn that this surprise blessing was so unexpected. Aaah, I’m excited for her! How great :). From what you’ve written of her, I’m sure she will do wonderfully.

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  4. Zezee says:

    Wow throwback!! Ms. Frizzle!! Now I feel like watching cartoons.

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  5. Laura Beth says:

    I loved this post! I’m partial to Hogwarts, but I would love to attend Walkerville, Battle School, Jedi Academy, or Xavier’s!

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    1. Green Onion says:

      Yeah, we knew most people would perfer Hogwarts. Jenn loves The University though, and Xavier’s is the ideal school for any comic nerd


  6. ooh so many awesome schools on this list- particularly glad to see Unseen University on this list!!

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    1. Green Onion says:

      How could I leave it out

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      1. Would you mind if I use it as an example in my writer’s guide? I want to show fandom writers some great examples of non – review writing.

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      2. Green Onion says:

        Of course! I’d be honoured


  7. GRodRaven says:

    Spectacular list. As a teacher myself, I’ve often wished the school where I taught at was more like OASIS School or The Jedi Academy. I would also add where Batman trained in Batman Begins and Welton Academy (Dead Poet’s Society.)

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    1. Green Onion says:

      Those are awesome addition s to the list! OASIS school would be so fun as a teacher, take your kids on field trips every day

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